Ning Ning

Two swift taps to the butthole with a sword-like object, such as a lightsaber or medieval sword.

Him: Someone just Ning Ning -ed me!
Her: Did they use a lightsaber?
Him: Yes, it went in my butthole!

by Fannay Pack June 12, 2010

Ning Ning

A bottle. Feed me now.

*cry* Ning Ning *cry* Ning Ning *cry* Ning Ning *cry* Ning Ning *cry*

by Darrough July 19, 2004

Ninging

To throw something across the room as hard as you can.

Jordan got pissed and started ninging random objects across the room.

by Hjnx May 1, 2013

Ning

Opposite of slang term 'night night. which is short for Goodnight. So in this case 'ning, is short for Good morning.
More used in conversations that occur between Midnight til 6 am for example.

"i hope you do good on your test later,have a good sleep,ning. "
"Alright have a nice rest,ciao, ning ning,sleep tight " (instead of night night )

by Mimi&Mimi October 14, 2011

ning

really awesomely jaw-droppingly hectically good when even Nang, hectic, boooohh!, boom, large, raaaaaaah, rowdy and GET IN! won't do. the ultimate expression of superlative excitement.

"Shit, bruv. there's a kiddy here at the door who says you've just won lottery! AND a saucy postcard from Beyonce sayin' she wants a piece of ya! oh and a telegram from the vatican! they've made you pope."

"-Ning"

by riddimrak June 6, 2005

Ninge

An Asian equivalent of a minge. It is a horizontal vagina slit rather than a vertical slit. Rumour has it that you can even get a fortune cookie fortune from one.

Derived from the words "Ninja" and "Minge".

Boy: damn, Jackie! You got bare ninge last night.

Jackie Chan: yes. Yes I did.

by Seedot555 March 20, 2015

Ning

Chinese word meaning "serenity," not "peace" as the social networking site of the same name claims. Also, a very common proper unisex Chinese name.

Li Ning is a famous Chinese gymnast and entrepreneur.

by ChouChouPangPang August 20, 2011