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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009

nigeritist 

When you eat too much food, you get tired after and cant do anything.
Josh: Inder whats wrong why cant you work?
Inder: That Zane fucker fed me too much Pizza Pizza now i have nigeritist...
Sam: Damn u got that nigeritist eh!
nigeritist by BTown OGs October 6, 2011

Nisbetitis 

(Also known as HCS - Horse Cock Syndrome) A rare condition whereby a male penis is exessively large, and near superhuman.
Hey, I heard that kids got Nisbetitis.
Nisbetitis by Josiah Escobar January 16, 2006

Niggeritis

Having the urge to sleep after consuming a considerably large amount of food.
That dinner was great, I probably won't be able to walk now since niggeritis set in.
Niggeritis by Vado September 27, 2011

nigeritis 

A term used for the lazy sleepy feeling you get after you eat too much good food.
I'm sleepy after that second plate of macaroni and cheese. I think I got nigeritis.
nigeritis by DonDonna January 16, 2008

nigeritis 

the feeling of drosy/ sleepyness after a meal

slag wigh orginated in golden corral when people will pigg out and fall asleep in the chair
after that meal i want to hit the be said monica
thats just nigeritis said quanesha
nigeritis by quanesha June 29, 2006
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Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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