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An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.
Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>
Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009

nigeritist 

When you eat too much food, you get tired after and cant do anything.
Josh: Inder whats wrong why cant you work?
Inder: That Zane fucker fed me too much Pizza Pizza now i have nigeritist...
Sam: Damn u got that nigeritist eh!
nigeritist by BTown OGs October 6, 2011

Nisbetitis 

(Also known as HCS - Horse Cock Syndrome) A rare condition whereby a male penis is exessively large, and near superhuman.
Hey, I heard that kids got Nisbetitis.
Nisbetitis by Josiah Escobar January 16, 2006

Niggeritis

Having the urge to sleep after consuming a considerably large amount of food.
That dinner was great, I probably won't be able to walk now since niggeritis set in.
Niggeritis by Vado September 27, 2011

nigeritis 

A term used for the lazy sleepy feeling you get after you eat too much good food.
I'm sleepy after that second plate of macaroni and cheese. I think I got nigeritis.
nigeritis by DonDonna January 16, 2008

nigeritis 

the feeling of drosy/ sleepyness after a meal

slag wigh orginated in golden corral when people will pigg out and fall asleep in the chair
after that meal i want to hit the be said monica
thats just nigeritis said quanesha
nigeritis by quanesha June 29, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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