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Niggerer 

(Nigger-er)

Typically non-black person who suffers from involuntary or wholly reflexive habitual using of the the word “Nigger”.

“Nigger-tourettes” if you will.

Research has unfortunately been suppressed for centuries but recent findings have been revealing. Niggerer tendencies are, according to experts, driven by the lower-order primate brain overwhelming higher order functions. This typically happens when a niggerer is faced with a situation, person or problem that threatens to overtax their pre-frontal cortex. It can be compared to a core-dump or the dreaded blue-screen of death that all computer users are familiar with. Their overly-simplistic genetic cognitive wiring has effective GOTO override-command structures of the following form in random and on occasion somewhat inconvenient places.

In effect their chimp brain overwhelms them.

Niggerer logic:

if ( difficult || dissonance || losing || sister is mother || … AND is-black(person) )
GOTO: emit -> “Nigger insult”
else

random-selection ( scratch ass , continue )

NB. GOTO’s are archaic and lead to spaghetti-code.

Side-effect:

An accompanying massive release of pleasure endorphins in combination with their “panicked” (pun intended) state form a mental mist through which their ook-ing and eek-ing acquire Wildean-esque qualitiy.
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An exchange with a niggerer might go as follows.

Niggerer: 1 + 1 = “jello”
Black Person: Bubba. That’s not true. 1 + 1 = 2.
Niggerer: Nigger!! (ook-ook!.. eek! i won.. eek!!)
1. There are too many god damn niggerers in here.

2. Lord. Niggerers are soooooo stupid.

3. Fuck-off niggerer.

4. Oh why oh why can't these niggerers behave themselves.. *sigh*

5. Why do these niggerers come to our websites polluting the environment and scaring all the nice people with their niggerer nonsense? They should stay in their niggerer areas. Niggerers out!
Niggerer by ccenc September 27, 2014

Niggerrape 

When a fried-chicken loving, watermelon ass nigger runs into your house and inserts his BBC inside of you and then ejaculates a fuck ton of cum into you and/or your children and wife, then he proceeds too steal all of your shit and then run away from the white cops that automatically shoot at him even though they don't know if he has done anything.
There was a lot of Niggerrape in our town, until we hung the fuck ass niggers that did it.
Niggerrape by Oof32111 July 12, 2019

Niggerversal 

A Niggerversal is a being outside of all possible fiction, realities, time, space, fate, verses and all other types of existence and non existence, this power surpasses that of Omnipotence but still lower than True Omnipotence.
Shaggy is NOT Niggerversal

Niggered 

When someone makes a racist joke and you get triggered
Guy: WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE RUN FAST? BECAUSE ALL THE SLOW ONES ARE IN JAIL!
Guy2: *NIGGERED*

niggered up 

niggered up (adjective); nigger it up (verb) ; a condition in which something that would normally look just fine now looks not so nice usually because of unnecessary additions or messiness
Mom: Our house looked beautiful until Anthony got it all niggered up with all of his cords and shit.

Me: Yeah I know, he always has to nigger it up with all kinds of stuff.
niggered up by I'mAllNiggeredUp February 12, 2012

niggeresque 

Of or resembling a negroe, or the actions of a negroe.
Gregg: Did you see Cory? He's wearing FuBu and drinking a 40 ounze.
Bob: Yeah, that's quite niggeresque.
niggeresque by fabio January 26, 2005
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