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nigger monkey 

a combination between "Nigger" and "Porch Monkey".

both of those words are racist insults directed to african americans.

it can also be used as an exclamation of surprise or from pain, etc.
d00dd look at that stupid nigger monkey faggot.

HOLY NIGGER MONKEY YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

NIGGER MONKEY! that really hurt!

nigger monkey 

a nigger monkey is an offensive but funny term to use with ur black friends (only if ur black) ur will leave them with their jaws on the ground but also crying tears of laughter
stfu you nigger monkey
nigger monkey by i<3blkppl June 3, 2022

stupid nigger monkey faggot 

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.

nigger bitch monkey woman 

A female woman that is a canis lupus familiaris hybrid macaca fascicularis.
I saw a wild nigger bitch monkey woman!

Monkey Nigger 

A person of African American descent. Typically a boo boo nig nog.
Craig: damn spooks broke into my car

Tony: it was probably that monkey nigger Slim down the road
Monkey Nigger by break da law November 8, 2018

big monkey nigger 

A very mysterious creature that is usually held hostage and works without payment, aka a slave. thye LOVE kfc and always carry KFC coupons on them. its belived that big monkey niggers live within us in society these days.
"Ayo my car got stolen last week"
gerald: "Must have been a big monkey nigger"
big monkey nigger by z1pxy June 29, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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