think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe
Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
by maxgetsbotches December 29, 2022
Haha, you were expecting some definition of the name Nick which you were hoping would stroke your ego like one would calmly stroke the fur of a cat; I'm sorry to say, but as a Nick myself I have to end this endless cycle of ego boosting.
If your name is Nick, you are sadly doomed to a pathetic life with no meaning whatsoever. Mistakes will always be made, and it gets so bad that everyone including yourself will laugh at you. Have fun being lonely fellow Nick.
If your name is Nick, you are sadly doomed to a pathetic life with no meaning whatsoever. Mistakes will always be made, and it gets so bad that everyone including yourself will laugh at you. Have fun being lonely fellow Nick.
by Shenaniganguy October 25, 2018
A faggot that is most likely gay but no body tells him his therapist says that he has voices and is retarded his therapist also rapes him.
by NiCKISADUMBFAGGOT May 5, 2018
A nick is one of the biggest jerk you will ever meet, once you're friends with a nick you will go through pain, Nicks are one of the biggest players out there, they will lie to you and tell you how they love you & all but that's a big ass lie, don't ever trust a nick, they will collect you're happiness & leave you, don't get heart broken by one like I did just drop them if you're with one, THEY will play you, they are also jerks!! They are cold hearted boys who plays girls feeling's!!
by By you know who lmaoo November 24, 2021