1 definition by maxgetsbotches
think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe
Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you
by maxgetsbotches December 29, 2022