Lead guitarist for The All-American Rejects. He enjoys playing naked lazer tag with Pete Wentz, Britney Spears, and Kermit. He also can be found at any local bar, smoking a J and picking up chicks, who he takes back to his homestead on his rainbow vespa. Rumor has it he is engaged to his left hand. They have been going steady for about 25 years. He has an obsession with Muppets, and he never leaves the house without his flat iron and a mini bottle of hair gel that he keeps in his purse at all times. He currently resides in Destin, FL where he and his left hand made a mud hut on the beach.

The word Nick Wheeler is used to discribe any guy who wears lace up jeans and button up shirts.
That guy is SUCH a Nick Wheeler.
by DirtyisKING December 02, 2007
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Some dipshit that plays his guitar he stole in the sitty band AAR.

Also a derogatory name for someone who is flaming.
Nick Wheeler is clearly a fag.

Don't be a Nick Wheeler.
by Jim266 August 08, 2004
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Lead guitar player from All American Rejects. Claims he's been playing guitar for almost 20 years as of 2010, which is hilarious because he can't write or play worth shit.
That Nick Wheeler toolbag plays random powerchords and can't write any good riffs!
by Hyuk69 November 26, 2010
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