a derogotry term for someone who always takes people's food and drink and is too lazy and/or much of a douche to get them something to eat in return when it is out.
example: hey im gonna eat all of your food, especially your chips and Dr. pepper. Ohh but by the way, fuck you because i am the newton.
by A motha fuckin gay fish April 22, 2009
Ex. I saw an old man giving little children candy on a street corner yesterday...he was probably luring them in to give them the Newton.
by My Little Pony Rules May 19, 2008
by 2short4rides May 16, 2006
by luke tyler January 26, 2007
The act of pissing in ones mouth and then gargling it till they cum also means hardcore anal in the back of a school bus
by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020
Also referred to as 'newting'. It is where you do a headstand where ever you are, or in any place you can think of. Named after Isaac Newton, for when you are 'newting' you are defying gravity with your feet in the air. Look at is upside-down and you'll be holding onto the earth for dear life as to not fall into the sky.
"Dude, I was doing the Newton the other day in the park. It was so fun man, it became my new profile pic"
by Skyler's in the sky, sir May 10, 2012
Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway?
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.
by Nomen Nescio May 18, 2007