News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.

Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job

by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017

New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.

Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit

by alec547 November 28, 2010