A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.
Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.
by Dirty, Dirty Bob April 13, 2006
The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.
by Salñic October 16, 2017
A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.
Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!
He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009
When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.
Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
by wopalicious July 14, 2009
the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.
John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"
later that night
john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"
later that night
john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"
by the jizz wizard June 5, 2011
A homemade cigarette fashioned from the leftover tobacco found in cigarette butts.
Newfoundlanders see newfie are often derided in Canada as being simpletons.
Newfoundlanders see newfie are often derided in Canada as being simpletons.
by Andrew Lochhead May 21, 2005
Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.
A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.
A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.
by Will December 8, 2004