When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The three men are then so amazed by my execution of the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion that they applaud me and leave.
by Flynny500 May 9, 2011
The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
by The Fookin Champ August 6, 2010
A beautiful country located in the south pacific ocean. Also known as the land of the long white cloud, New Zealand is diverse and offers adventure, culture and majority of Kiwi's are easy going and friendly.
I love (New Zealand)
by klingbling57 December 24, 2013
An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
by Rionox March 1, 2023
Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"
by NZGirl December 20, 2009
When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.
I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.
by Flynny500 May 9, 2011
It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. That’s just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.
Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! It’s annoying.
Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.
by I love geography August 28, 2022