Neti potted

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.

Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub

by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020

Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.

Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.

by King Deucey December 17, 2008

Neti Pot

When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.

Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!

by A$billsinthehouse November 22, 2011

Neti pot

(Verb) the act of urinating into someone's nostril, and watching it pour out of the other nostril.

Bro, I neti potted that chick, I had half of my dick up her nose and it sprayed out the other nostril like a hose.

by Christopher_aaron April 4, 2017

Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

by GoofyGoozler12 November 1, 2020

Golden Neti Pot

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.

"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."

by boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 29, 2017

Himalayan neti pot

when your girl has a cold and you bust a nut in her nose

"Yeah, my girl has been congested all week so I gave her the ol' fashioned Himalayan neti pot. Cleared her sinuses right up!"

by surewould6969 August 3, 2018