Nerdrager

Origin: MMPOG chat. Definition: Raging nerd.

Person A: "I h8 maintenance day on Blizzard. I need to plaaaaaay!"
Person B: "Then I suggest you emerge from your mommy's basement into the bright lit day and find something useful to do while you wait you impossibly massive nerdrager"

by nollijde September 2, 2009

nerdrage

Nerdrage is both the emotion felt when a nerd is exposed to something that directly contradicts the core beliefs of their obsession, and the reactionary diatribe by the nerd that inevitably follows.

Dude did you hear about the new Transformers movie?
Yes, it fills me with a seething nerdrage

I use to keep up with internet discussions related to comic book movies but the nerdrage became too much.

by Eleventh Finger November 14, 2007

nerdrage

The overwhelming anger of a nerd when something or someone gets the "facts" wrong on a geeky subject such as Star Trek, Dungeons & Dragons, Lunix, etc.

Nerd: "So what do you think about Star Trek?"

Human: "Isn't that the space show with Captain Jean Luc Skywalker?"

Nerd seethes and painstakingly explains in erudite detail on the differences between Star Wars and Star Trek.

Human sits there, pretends to think for a long moment, then says: But he's still a Jedi, right?

Nerd's head explodes from the massive influx of nerdrage.

-or-

Nerd: "Lunix truly is the superior operating system!"

Human: "Microsoft Windows is better."

Nerd: "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!??!!?!??!?!!!!?!?!"

Human: "Well, more programs run for it. And free stuff just sucks, man."

Nerd's eyes become bloodshot, face beet-red, and steam shoots from his ears.

Human: "Bill Gates is my hero."

Nerd: "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *heart attack*

by Eric Melech December 28, 2007

nerdage

something pertaining to being a nerd.

WOW is pure nerdage.

by stud12345 March 2, 2008

nerd rager

A person who plays video games, such as Call of Duty: Black Ops, and has a huge hussy fit when he is killed. The rager will often yell profound words at his television screen and blame things like lag, bad map, or hacks for his players demise. A nerd rager will also often promptly leave the game if he is killed too many times in a fashion that he calls "cheap kills". This is called a rage quit. Which is also accommodated by profound words yelled at the television screen.

Dyllon- "see Scott over there playing his video game, yelling? "

Keith- "yeah, he's a nerd rager.

by YouEclipsedByMee March 20, 2011

Nerdager

In most cases, a person that was unjustly promoted to be your supervisor at work. Most of their actions prove that they are a nerd, dork or geek, "per se." Can be indentified by wearing bow ties and sweater vests, wearing special “presentation day” outfits, having neck hair or excessive hair gel, having zero personality and by their abundant use of PowerPoint presentations. They also try to impress co-workers by using large words that no one else knows, but end up looking like bigger Nerdagers. Can often be found during slow times at work looking up book reviews online or hanging out w/the Nerd Herd (a group of mid-level Nerdagers).

Ted: Do you like your new boss?

Bob: No way! He’s a total Nerdager. I saw him reading a book by himself at lunch. And he stayed until 10:00 last night even though there was no work to do!

by GIMB May 19, 2009

Nerdages

When an individual nerds out over multiple different subjects or areas

One of my many nerdages is comic books, but I also nerd out about music, movies, and animated shows. Hence my nerdages!

by Art of P-LO March 17, 2013