Hairy needles is when your pubic hair gets caught in the foreskin of your penis causing your '3 millimeter defeater' to be in a state of uncomfortable cock torture.
Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Usually a sign that you should shave your pubes.
Homie1: Bro, is anyone coming, i need to sort out my 'hairy needles'
Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming
Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
Homie2: your good feller, ill tell you if anyone's coming
Homie3: i hate 'hairy needles', its super uncomfortable.
by xXFurryNazi69420Xx October 28, 2021
by gjgfsdfhb November 10, 2017
When an octogenarian or septuagenarian discusses what it's like to have intercourse after several years of involuntary abstinence due to the inability to find a suitable partner, a heart condition, other nondescript but impactful medical condition.
Charlene and I went back to my room after bridge, I sewed her up real good even though it has been a while with the dusty needle.
by Mrficklepicke September 11, 2020
by bshoey006 June 29, 2022
by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020
it's like 2 guys are talkin
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled
1st: you seen how stupid is that guy?
2nd: yeah, he so stupid, i cannot believe.
1st: omg, he is real needled
by :pPppP May 21, 2006