Necrofailia

Necrofailia, is having sex with the undead, like Necrophelia is sex with the dead.

If you are perfoming Necrophelia, and the dead suddenly reanimates, you have Necrofailed. Necrofailia has been performed in the place of Necrophelia.

by Halfresponse September 5, 2010

necrophilia

Someone who is sexually attracted to dead bodies/corpses.

Me: Dude, do you actually have necrophilia?
Him: Yeah.
Me: So you would get aroused when you see a dead body?
Him: Mhm.
Me: Bruhh, deadass?
Him: WHERE?

by Isaiahranoutofusernames April 3, 2021

necrophilia

Another reason to get cremated when you die.

Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.

GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.

by Arutunian August 5, 2012

Industry Necrophiliac

a. The glorification and/or the inflation of the image of a popular musician who is deceased or a posthumous music release.
b. The act of metaphorically sucking/riding the dick of a deceased musician.

"I think Jon is an Industry Necrophiliac, because his favorite rappers are Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion."

by 3³ January 8, 2021

necrophilia

What possible reason could you have for looking this up?

Necrophilia? Your mom worries about you.

by R.Volcano September 16, 2008

Necrofagia

To have sex a dead person of the same sex as you. In other words, gay necrophilia. Can be used as a derogitory phrase to someone who is creepy as hell.

Guy 1: That guy's so creepy, he's always alone, and yesturday I saw him eat things out of the trash can! Guy 2: Wtf? Really? Guy 1: Yeah, he's so fuckin creepy. Guy 2: Hahah, he probably has necrofagia! Guy: Hahahahaha!! Yeah probably!!

by Xero _ Manifest January 16, 2011

Early onset necrophilia

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.

I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.

by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016