A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.
-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.
by J.C. Price May 4, 2009
You better pay your dealer before you find yourself wearing a Chicago necklace at the bottom the harbor.
by Amtastic May 27, 2014
When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not
by Jon93 May 5, 2016
by Schwabcobb September 21, 2020
by ajjrcj August 29, 2010
A Spaghetti Necklace is a slang term for a noose. Used in a jokey manor to describe suicide by hanging or make fun of someone who's ended their life via said method.
by tEMternette December 18, 2019
the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?
by tit obsessed wankophile March 1, 2003