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pizdec a ne mashina 

Russian atitude to bad autos.
- Did you see his car?
- Pizdec a ne mashina

Shomer -ne- Mars Bar

this fine phrase is used as a modern day equivalent of 'less is more' in regards to partners
shomer, meaning to guard in hebrew, and mars bar, in direct reference to a well known nougaty chocolatey treat combine in this well known phrase as a means of refraining from physical contact with the opposite sex.
whilst its ancient origins are some what unknown today,it is believed that its original roots are based on a scale of sickness.
one mars bar= perfect. its really nice innit?
two=umm feeling a bit sick now
three= i really dont want another mars bar
four= ewww get it away from me
..... etc

upto 23 mars bars= the mars bars gang up and kill you.

it is therefore wholly reasonable to draw a conclusion that one mars bar, that special mars bar is best for all involved.
dalia:you just annihilated that clay pigeon,high five shlodawgg!
emily: noooo you cant hes Shomer -ne- Mars Bar.
dalia: oh so sorry.

emily: i just dropped my favourite toothbrush off the side of the empire state building. can i have a hug?
Shleminem: no im Shomer -ne- Mars Bars.

NE Maybe 

“Dinars” are well spoken individuals with a lot of mental issues. He is very nice and very easy to be Comrades with. “Dinar” is a person who wants love and affection. Although he is very nice. He will not hesitate to put Someone 6 feet with the victims moms crying.
NE Maybe is crazy🙂
NE Maybe by Maybe just Maybe November 22, 2021

ne’mariah 

A amazing girl that absolutely is the funniest and best friend someone will ever need and want she has one close friend but has lots more as well.
Ne’mariah is sooo funny bro

11 Man & ne Peirdekop

This is a mysterieus, well known group in Belgium. Their homebases are Zoersel, Wechel and Malle. However their name suggests 12 people, they are 13.
Omg, they are the 11 Man & ne Peirdekop ! I want to be like them...
Acne from wearing a mask!
Look at my face, I have Mask-Ne
Mask-Ne by PaulaZoo November 16, 2020