A rogue antivirus that was active in 2010. The rogue included several payloads that mimicked malware, this caused the users to be tricked into purchasing the full version of the program. These payloads included ceaseless openings of explicit websites, persistent playback of a laughter track, and the display of a misleading message claiming the imminent deletion of the user's C:\ drive.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).