Natural Selection

Did you hear about the person who misinterpreted the "stand behind yellow lines" sign at train station? they were killed by train. Classic case of natural selection"
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Natural Selection

Law of the world where the stupid, ignorant and stubborn people die first.
While they think they are immune to Covid-19, people who don't wear masks and practice social distancing will be the first ones to die, this is natural selection so that only smart people survive.
by joeyhtc May 04, 2020
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Natural Selection

Natural selection occurs when having to select candidates from a plethora of curriculum vitae.

The cv's are discarded except 1. The rationale is; for this vacancy, we need a candidate who is lucky.
- There's the new guy we hired via the natural selection recruitment program.
- But he's worthless..
- I guess he just was lucky.
by aartjan March 17, 2011
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Natural Selection

I will find you, and I WILL kill you!

-Nature
Natural Selection is Coming For You
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Natural Selection

An incredibly ugly person that looks that they evolved in a bad way compared to the rest of man-kind
DAMN He’s ugly he looks like he got hit by natural selection.
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Natural Selection

The process by which a man picks out the hottest girl in a group of girls, thereby 'selecting' her for mating and preserving her superior genes
How'd you find that hottie, Jim?

Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!
by Mr. Ian Bailey November 18, 2007
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Natural-Selection

A term for Darwin's theory, which is a nice way of saying, "that fucktard was too stupid to live anyway. At least he's out of the gene-pool now."
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by Fatass February 13, 2003
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