national cum day

December 17th is national cum day, either cum in someone or get cummed in by someone.

"did you here its national cum day, bend the fuck over already."

by wizzro December 17, 2020

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National Cum Day

Cum as hard as you can and as fast as you can with your friends.

e.g compete with one of your friends all day and whoever cums the most by 12:00 am wins the challenge of National Cum Day

by graesenpooford December 14, 2020

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national cum day

National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...

Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!

by Troyfrombsu December 04, 2017

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National swallow cum day

National swallow cum day on November 1st.

I’m gonna swallow to day, cause it’s November 1st which means it’s National swallow cum day.

by Dinbbmaja October 15, 2020

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National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019

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