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National Get a Hoodie Day 

On November 18th you get somewhat of an excuse to get a hoodie. Be it from someone else or just upright buy a hoodie!

Want to get a hoodie from someone you like or have interest in. Or perhaps you just want to have the warmth of another person that you lacked for the last few years of your very cold and lonely existence. Anyways! Now is the time to get a hoodie, go for it! Buy one, borrow one, heck!, steal one! .. don't actually, like don't steal from a store. Unless you want to feel the warm embrace of a cop pinning you down for stealing something, finally the human touch you wanted!!
Mathew: "Hey, if you aren't going to wear it yourself, can I wear your sweater?"

Jeovanni: "Wait, what. Why? There is no reason for you t-."

Mathew: "DUDE, it's National Get A Hoodie Day bro. C'mon."

Jeovanni: "What-? According to what-, no but seriously why-?"

Mathew: "Yo, it's literally ain't that hard. You aren't going to wear it anyways."

Jeovanni: "No, I don't want to-?"

Mathew: "I SWEAR ON G. BRO YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS, GOT DAMN."

Jeovanni: "Damn, sorry.."

Mathew: "Wait, no, it's fine. You don't have to."

Jeovanni: "Okay.."

Mathew: ".. Damn, really gotta make me feel bad."
National Get a Hoodie Day by etsuiii November 19, 2019
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026