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National Cum Day 

Cum as hard as you can and as fast as you can with your friends.
e.g compete with one of your friends all day and whoever cums the most by 12:00 am wins the challenge of National Cum Day
National Cum Day by graesenpooford December 14, 2020

national cum day 

National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...
Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!
national cum day by Troyfrombsu December 4, 2017

National cum day 

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
National cum day by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021

National Cum Day 

February 24th is National cum day. Either from urself or another girl. No guys.
Yo it’s February 24th, we have to cum it’s National cum day
National Cum Day by Jdunzo December 7, 2024

National swallow cum day 

I’m gonna swallow to day, cause it’s November 1st which means it’s National swallow cum day.

National Cum Sock Day 

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year