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National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day 

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.
A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.
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