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Soul-Nate-O 

A swirling, chaotic force of unwanted, and ultimately useless, fact and/or opinion that has been known to actually suck surrounding souls into its tempest of painfully bland conversation. These catastrophic events have been primarily confined to the Midwestern United States, and are especially frequent in Columbia, Missouri, which has been tragically hit several times in recent years. Attempts to ignore, avoid, or overlook this cyclone of fruitless monologue have failed miserably as it appears that there is no way to escape this hellish small talk.
Friend: Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost. You're pale as hell and your eyes are bloodshot. What the hell happened?

Victim: ...Joe Strummer...Natalie Portman...A New Hope...Dr. Octopus...Hippo Attacks...World's Deadliest Alligator...Mating Habits of Orangoutangs...Tan Colored Clothing..............

Friend: Oh, shit...Your soul has been captured. You were hit by a Soul-Nate-O weren't you? Cruel villainy!!!

Beast-O-nate 

To do somthing in a faster manner than what is required.
I beastonated through that test.
I just beastoned that civic in my vette.
Beast-O-nate by Beast Kib May 13, 2005

Nate on the bus 

A moment of spontaneous rage that terrifies the general public usually ignited by the stupidity of others.
"I just wanted to find the condiments isle but the clerk just couldn't understand, I repeated myself to no avail, I was just about to go Nate on the bus, when the manager intervened and helped me out."
Nate on the bus by broskillzz99 November 13, 2013

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily

Yeah I eat Big Nate on the daily Infinite 

A Nate Otto 

The act of ejaculating due to the presence of a woman.

Usually a premature finish occurs.

Substitute for “nut”
Person 1: “Dude I hung out with ______ tonight “
Person 2: “Did you get a Nate Otto?”
A Nate Otto by Nicebodrod January 19, 2019