newborg 

ITS ME MOTHER FUCKER.

GURL ITS A FING NEWBORG

newborg by Dukey255 May 6, 2018

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

newborn hamster 

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

newborn hamster by Laura MM October 11, 2006

newborn 

A person who knows nothing about a fandom but decides too be in it.

Usually a teenage girl.

Pulling knowledge that is not true and that is very invalid.

"Sally thought Niall had brown curly hair!"
"OMG shes tots a newborn."

newborn by Word girl May 19, 2014

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

Kentucky Fried Newborns by brian33337 October 14, 2023

newbongitis 

After hitting a new bong, symptoms of newbongitis may appear. These symptoms include any of various inflammations of the tonsils, pharynx, or larynx characterized by pain in swallowing.

"Sweet frosted Gear bong man!"
"Yeah dude, it's awesome, but I got newbongitis from it."

newbongitis by Eben Tanner April 12, 2008

newburgh slug trick 

a woman on the corners of newburgh that sells drugs and gets laid by guys she picks up on those corners...they generally dress innapropriately and use dirty language. Some people call them "hood rats, sewer tricks, and trick sluggers".

Dad: "Hey son, never talk to those newburgh slug tricks on those corners. They are nasty and probably have crabs."

newburgh slug trick by Javon Jaleel July 2, 2009