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is never good for you? 

when trying to reschedule a meeting with someone you don't intend to ever meet. An old New Yorker cartoon?
No, Thursday's out, how about never -is never good for you?

good game see you never 

After you completely demolish some one in any game, use this. They will be unable to win against you in that game unless they say the same to you in a different game. So good game see you never
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gottem
so good game see you never

A monke never gives up on a good banana 

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!

neverhood 

The Neverhood was a adventure game published by dreamworks inc. The game was made entirely out of clay, and created a huge fanbase.
Welocme to the neverhood, klaymen!
neverhood by hoborg May 14, 2007

Neverfood 

A person with a psychological condition that prevents him or her (usually him) from ever buying groceries or stocking his refrigerator (except maybe a handful of sad "essentials" such as beer and/or hot sauce).
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry, can you please make me a sandwich?"

Dude: "I'm sorry but I simply cannot. For I am a Neverfood."
Neverfood by mksmrdr July 7, 2013