Neverfood

A person with a psychological condition that prevents him or her (usually him) from ever buying groceries or stocking his refrigerator (except maybe a handful of sad "essentials" such as beer and/or hot sauce).

Girlfriend: "I'm hungry, can you please make me a sandwich?"

Dude: "I'm sorry but I simply cannot. For I am a Neverfood."

by mksmrdr July 7, 2013