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Neuroscience 

Something which seems to have rendered the existence of a soul very, very unlikely, unfortunately.

Looks like this is the only life we're going to get folks.
Neuroscience

Recent work on the brain has shown no evidence for souls, spirits, or any part of our personality or behavior distinct from the lump of jelly in our head.

NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT 

It is this fact the MANDATORY SHITEATER in placeRETRIBUTION for pedophilia.
This is not the NEUROSCIENCE COPROPHAGIA EXPERIMENT which very elaborately us the act of retribution not imaginary as truly for real.

cognitive neuroscience

A subset of neuroscience that is "totally necessary" because "just because you can't quantify it doesn't mean it's not there." The cognitive neuroscience professors will defend the validity of cognition with their lives, and fight the neuroscience department for their honor.
"I'm in the cognitive neuroscience lab"
"..is that a wet lab?"
"No"
"Well then it's not a lab"

Hard Problem of Neuroscience

While neuroscience excels at correlating brain states with mental states, the hard problem is the same as for consciousness: why and how does the objective, electrochemical noodling of the brain produce subjective experience? Neuroscience can show you the neurons that fire when you see red, but it cannot show you the redness itself. The field can map the machinery of the mind in exquisite detail, but the ghost in the machine remains a metaphysical stowaway.
Example: "The fMRI showed a beautiful, glowing map of love lighting up the ventral tegmental area and nucleus accumbens. The hard problem of neuroscience was that the scan, for all its color, contained not a single pixel of the feeling, the poetry, the aching joy that was actually happening in the room."

N-Dimensional Neuroscience

The study of nervous systems as N-dimensional organs, with neural connections, processes, and experiences extending across all accessible dimensions. This field proposes that what we call a "brain" is just the 3D slice of an N-dimensional neural network, with most of its activity happening in dimensions we can't measure. This explains why brain scans show only a fraction of neural activity (the rest is in other dimensions), why some memories seem to come from nowhere (they were stored in higher dimensions), and why phantom limb pain persists (the N-dimensional representation of the limb still exists, even if the 3D slice is gone). N-dimensional neuroscience has profound implications for treating brain disorders, most of which involve treating dimensions we can't access, which is frustrating for everyone involved.
*Example: "His N-dimensional neuroscience research suggested that memories aren't stored in the brain—they're stored in higher dimensions, and the brain is just a receiver. When his grandmother forgot his name, he theorized that her receiver was misaligned with the dimension where the memory was stored. His family said that was less helpful than just accepting that Grandma was 95 and forgetting things."*