N.D.S.C

The (National Dark Skin Committee) is a large group of Darkskins where we teach people of the proper skin tone to be loyal and respectful to all men & women. We stand by a saying “Darksins don’t cheat”. We are always accepting applications.

“Darksins inside of the N.D.S.C have never or would never cheat” said Jaicob

by Your Beneficiary May 9, 2022

C.N.D.S.

Also known as "Chronic Never Down Syndrome" or "Chronic Not Down Syndrome", this symptom is commonly diagnosed to an individual who, on a regular basis, expresses the following:

- Declination to events/parties/get togethers.
- Dismissal of extracurricular activity.
- Refusal to participate in acts of rebellion/danger.
- Prohibition of anything fun in general.

Gato: Hey, so did Roofie answer your text about heading over to pick up some dank?

Manny: He never answered...

Gato: It's the C.N.D.S. , man. It always kicks in when we want to pick up some of Roofie's dank...

by KingCat November 28, 2012

a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

by qjns? April 7, 2019

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds

Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

by Shaminah April 18, 2021

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

A n d y M a r c u s

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.

Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.

by Ana For Andy March 23, 2013

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.

James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020