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Good mythical morning, and thank you to all you mythical beasts that makes this show possible

Mythical Beast 

creatures that practice magic and wear gold glitter in shoes and pockets. the only legitimate form of animal to be considered "magical"
" That unicorn was a mythical beast. It had glitter in its pockets and everything."
Mythical Beast by shcvdoz April 15, 2009

mythical beast 

a mythical beast is where you rub your asshole with a power ranger toy while looking at the lockness monster mate with a snail and you also listen to whales moaning

The Mythical Faggot Beast

A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools, McDonalds and Shopping Malls.

It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.

Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)
John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.

Mythical Beastiality 

When a human engages in sexual intercourse with a mythical beast.
Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.
Mythical Beastiality by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009