my joke
someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke
my joke by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019
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Tea Bagging my Joke
Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!
Tea Bagging my Joke by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010
Laughing at my own joke
Hym "Me laughing at my own jokes and talking about my own interests with people who are making a concerted effort to downplay what is happening to me so they don't have to pay or credit me doesn't prove anything. I don't need to prove damages only that it is happening and it is. Do an actual audit of the people you have harassed into either shooting your kids or killing themselves. Filter for whether or not it resembled schizophrenia and wasn't. And then you credit and pay me for the AI. No I don't 'get what I get.' You give me the money and you punish the harassment because if I don't have rights I'm not going to let your kid have them."
Laughing at my own joke by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.
Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011
That (joke) went under my head.
A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.
That (joke) went under my head. by BryanJ October 18, 2003
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden by thurb June 28, 2023
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