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handle my lightweight
What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.
handle my lightweight by stonie man March 10, 2011
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My handle • handle my business • handle my lightweight • 78 my love handles • I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram • If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu • ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔 • my ass handed to me • MyHandleBar • My Space
I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram by Light Guardian September 30, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu
A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).
He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’
ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔
ts game pmo fr bru my veiny dih cant handle ts fine shi 💔 by Ethski April 13, 2025
handlin my business
1. getting a favor done that you yourself probably could not do without this other persons help.
2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.
3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.
4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
2. But usually you hear this from drug dealers who are taking care of something "business related" real quick.
3. sometimes "your business" can be personal, either with homework, a fight with a bully, YOU YOURSELF can handle your own personal drama, and call it handlin your business.
4. Handling your business never takes that long. this is something that can be done very quickly in less than two hours. always.
"Hey man, thanks for handlin my business earlier, when my parents came over."
"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"
"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
"ya! i'll be over, after i handle my business!"
"go outside, handle your business, and come back to me with my ends"
handlin my business by Jendoof March 7, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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