my bong 

ask your mom i need 20 letters so hgjxfjdfjdghjdghjdghjdghjdghjdghj

ask your mom same as above fgsdfgsdfg sdfg sdfg sdfg sdfg sdf gsdfgs dgjfgj

my bong by I'M SPECIAL!!! April 30, 2005

Claimed My Bong 

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

Claimed My Bong by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011

Bing my Bong 

Bing my Bong - Penetrate me. Rail me. Fuck me till I can’t walk.

“I want you to bing my bong.”

Bing my Bong by PISSBABY6969 April 26, 2022

Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long 

If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG

Nig+ger Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long by Fuck you black ass niger February 19, 2023

Tickle my bongo 

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

Tickle my bongo by McStrokin May 28, 2022

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo 

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo by uhpink December 14, 2023