my nan

That women you just finger all the time and when you get bored smash her over the head with a coffee table

Oh I just killed my nan

by Keith malkin January 3, 2017

my nan

a woman who is your mothers or fathers mother

my nan is a junkie mate

by The boss of meme January 24, 2019

my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

by DeanoLad June 13, 2020

are you my nan?

Originating from the term oh my nan. "Are you my nan?" is a phrase that can be used instead of what are you doing? or what. Commonly used in South Australia and New South Wales.

Teacher: You are a terrible student and are going to be expelled.
Student: Are you my nan?!

by Alexander Mel May 26, 2020

oh my nan

Used instead of 'oh my gosh' or 'oh for fuck sake'. Origin - South Wales.

Rupert: Look at that dead body on those rocks over there
Keith: Oh my nan!

Rupert: We have maths homework.
Keith: Oh my nan that's so gay.

by chippendale keith July 31, 2005

suck my nan

An expression when someone is annoyed in a jokey way.

Person 1: Can I have some of your food?
Person 2: Nah mate suck my nan.

by itsmeheybro January 30, 2017

Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

by GuyMercer November 14, 2011