A gay crunkcore band who

nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
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She is just a girlfriend I could never not have, if I didn't have her my life can only be described as shit. She will never not be able to make you happy, she is caring, intelligent and really fucking hot. If your ever lucky enough to have her you need to treat her like a goddess.
My GirlFriend the best one is mine
by Grodder January 13, 2023
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"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
"I have a girlfriend who lives in Canada."
"You fucking liar."
by Ben Friesen February 18, 2005
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How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.
I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.
by b0xxx November 24, 2010
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