muting
muting by THEKIDKRAZAY March 15, 2011
Muting
Ignoring contact(i.e. calls, and, PMs) from a person who you find annoying in some way instead of letting them know, because, when you decide to converse they provide some benefit.
Related Words
muting • palm muting • cock muting • Facepalm Muting • moob muting • Piss Muting • munting • Muling • musting • mutiny
cock muting
When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007
Palm Muting
a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.
When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"
Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014
Piss Muting
When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.
Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.
Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?
Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?
Piss Muting by the way... August 11, 2013
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Palm muting
The act of damping the guitar stings with the pinky finger's palm area this technique gives rock music's rockiness
Palm muting by The one who rocks November 26, 2020
Facepalm Muting
Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting
Oh damn! That's brutal
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting
Oh damn! That's brutal
Facepalm Muting by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016
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