mushy dutchman

a sex act, where you blow your load in the girls ear.
AKA the english earring, or earplugs.

my girl wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so i gave her the mushy dutchman

by mickey elliot December 10, 2007

mushi sauce

the liquids that come out of a women's vagina

"You wanna lick my mushi sauce?"

"You've made me so wet, my panties are full of mushi sauce"

by 54rebel September 10, 2009

Mushy Tip

Shortened term referring to one's "mushroom tip."

-How defined is your mushroom tip?

-The mushy tip is throbbing.
-I love me a nice thick mushy tip.

1. "Please do not text me while I'm in the middle of caressing the mushy tip."
2. "It's bust-a-load 'o clock, I need to go tingle the mushy tip."
3. "I don't know about you, but my mushy tip resembles an umbrella."

by ThickHungMushyMasterHorse99 August 6, 2013

Mushy Melon

when you fuck someone with a limp dick.

I gave Gwen a mushy melon last night!

by turruhh November 10, 2010

Pushin' Mushies

"Pushin' Mushies" is an incredibly versatile phrase having applications that apply to disparate subject matter

1. That thing that kitty-cats do when they step onto a soft, bouncy surface and gently push their paws into it

2. Pooping

3. Dealing psychotropic mushrooms

4. arch. Selling exotic beanie-babies on the black market

You to your roommate from the bathroom: Yo, can you answer the door? I'm pushin' mushies in here.

or

Before he was just selling herb, but I hear he recently started pushin' mushies.

by matato May 22, 2010

Mushie Cookie

A homo-erotic game played by a group of males circle jerking onto a cookie. The object of the game is to cum/ejaculate the fastest or first. As the group cums/ejaculates onto the cookie the last person in the group to cum/ejaculate then has to eat the cum coverd cookie.

BON APATITE'!!!

Yah I know pretty fuckin disgusting right ...

Well hey don't get mad at me, your the 1 who played the game and then told me about it.

Billy - Hey you guys wanna play mushie cookie?
Group of boys - Yahhh!!!!

Billy - Ok Brian go grab the Oreo's

....7 mins later....

Some bodies sons got a mouth full of CUM!!!

GOT MILK???

by G-white November 25, 2009

Mushy Pants

The feeling a male expeirences when he has ejaculated inside his pants and continues to wear them. As the semen makes the pants feel wet and squidgy, like the pants are made of some strange spongy material. Opinions of the feeling vary, some think that it is nice while others detest it. It usually ends in the pants being changed or washed within 2 hours of the incident.

"Shit mayne, I just blew a load in my pants and now i got mushy pants".

by The Bim March 24, 2008