by Super Balkan Warrior June 17, 2004
An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.
by Guy swordington June 6, 2019
A bunch of fucking muppets is simular to a fucking muppet but on a larger scale. Normally where you find 1 fucking muppet you find more.
Fucking muppets tend to group together at the same place and do stupid things together.
Fucking muppets tend to group together at the same place and do stupid things together.
Look at that bunch of fucking muppets with Luke, they all fuck everything up.
It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking muppets.
It's hard to fly like an eagle when you're surrounded by a bunch of fucking muppets.
by Dino80 October 24, 2019
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
by WBPrime August 14, 2021
I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
by Paulie Walnuts 762 September 15, 2019
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WBPrime August 14, 2021