The definition of MUNCH is a person who is "R00ted" deep within the earth as the "R00ts" intertwine with the underworld. The Tree of "Munch" is an "OAK" and is "Caucasian" to "B00t" The long "Branches" of the tree reach way up into the "stratosphere" where "myth" says they reach "celestial" heights. Someone who is from out of this world would be what we call "Neo" in the "Matrix" not to mention "commando" "Arnold" "Conan The Barbarian" This MUNCH isn't just a stop by and whine and complain about shit while his or her "mates" go for a "smoke" or get a "bite" A MUNCH is a "TABLE" where EVERYONE can come sit and or stand and enjoy the the conversation and most "Importantly" the "FOOD" "NOM NOM"....

Munch is the life of the party and will overlook from a "B.E.W" (birds eye view) to make sure that all the guests are taken care of, because guests; Always comeback #tampax
Whoa MUNCH really pulled his shit together for this evening...

Munch really hit the Nail on the "head" with his "Neo"-They say she used to be a P.I.S
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a munch is basicaly a snack so its something temporary

basicaly she meant she wasn’t gonna stay with him
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A nigga who eats pussy real good/jus for tha fun
U thought I was feeling u? Dat nigga a MUNCH!
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when someone eats a girl or boy out but doesn't hit.
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Ice spice lookin ass you a male drag queen with a 2 millimeter defeater. Why you eating her pussy without gettin that top.
Man 1: you a munch
Man 2: no I’m not
Man 1: you alr know you gave me that sloppy you homiesexual stop playin no way I’m touchin you
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A munch is a nigga who eats coochie and gets nothing in return.
"He ate my coochie and I sent him home, that nigga a munch"
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a nigga who eat the pussy and don’t get nothing in return
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