Mumph

An embarrassingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. All too common during Movember, the Mumph Munth.

Howard: "Don't you mock my moustache. It's taken me over a month to grow."
Vince: "A mumph?!?"

- The Mighty Boosh

by Mumpher October 3, 2013

mumph kerfuffle

2 Random words a British youtuber randomly said together

Mumph kerfuffle

Speech increased to 100

by Just another random dumbass October 28, 2020

mumph kerfuffle

a severe, serious problem with no obvious solution. a quagmire.

climate change is a mumph kerfuffle

by codrakon February 2, 2022

Milly Mumph

To do something. Can also be used as an expression as anything: excitement, dismay, or disappointment. Typically used to describe an idiotic action by a peer. Can be used in conjunction with gee mumph. Famously coined in St. Louis by Stoner Steve B while he was high.

Stone Steve: Bet you chunk it.
Friend: DAMN IT! You fucked me up. I duffed it. I'm gonna take a mulligan.

Stoner Steve: you milly mumphed it.

Or

"Gee mumph! You milly mumphed it!"

by WalterWWhite July 31, 2021

Gee Mumph

A word of the most awesome kind. There is no greater phrase in the human language. It means everything and nothing. It can be used in place of any word or as a punctuation. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B. from Missouri. Typically heard after withdrawing ones lips from the dank.

Tommy: "Hey Steve, this is some good shit."
Steve: "Gee Mumph! You milly mumph!"

Or

Random GTA Player: "Hey asshole why'd you shoot me."
Steve: "Gee Mumph!"

by WalterWWhite May 13, 2020

Milly Mumph

This is a great word. It is derived from the word Gee Mumph. It can mean anything. It is an explanation of someone screwing something up or something not going according to plan. It can also be used to haze others. Milly Mumph is something of a wonder. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B from Missouri. Used by only the best.

Tommy: Mark, you really Milly Mumphed it this time.
Mark: Look at that guy, being a Milly Mumph.
Be careful or you'll Milly Mumph it again.
Stop being a Milly Mumph!

by Bill Lumberg August 4, 2021