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A poor, simplistic, country folk, usually of African American descent, who works at larger institutions as a janitor or groundskeeper in maintenance. They are called Mumblies because they mumble when they talk, and are impossible to understand, but somehow are able to understand each other.
Student: Hey the toilets are overflowing can you fix them?
Mumbly: bllrhhargghfahbmbcmlgh! (As he walks to fix the toilets...)
Mumbly by Kris D. May 16, 2007
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mumbly joe

First used by Homer Simpson to describe Bob Dole.

Used to denote a person who mumbles when speaking.
I couldn't understand a word he was saying, because he was such a mumbly joe.
mumbly joe by stopmyhead April 7, 2004

Mumbly Grumbly 

Term used to describe someone who complains, bitches and moans all the time but does it in a low 'mumbled' voice, and in low, run-on sentences so you can't understand what they are saying.
Usually, but not always, limited to grumpy old men.
That old dude looks mad, and keeps mumbling something, but I can't understand him.
Yeah that's old man Withers...he's always all Mumbly Grumbly.
Mumbly Grumbly by phoenixxx70 May 14, 2010

Mumbly-Bumbly

An inaudible slurring style of speech which is often accredited to having drank one too many.
Paul: Last night, after Mark had one too many Coronitas, he was talking all mumbly-bumbly for the entire ride home...

John: Wow, what a lightweight...
Mumbly-Bumbly by BigHairPaul May 26, 2008

Mumbly Peg 

A game played with a large knife and a big space. 2 opponents stand approximately 10 feet part with feet together. One player flips the knife (preferably a large black combat knife) wide of the other players feet, in an attempt to leave it planted, blade first in the ground. Where the blade is stuck, becoms the new location for one of the opposing players feet. A shot on each side of the body effectively spreads the legs of the opponent. When the opponent loses balance, falls, is unable or unwilling to make his feet reach a new mark is deemed the loser and ridiculed mercilessly.
a. Flipping the knife close to the genital region in order to force the other player to flinch is acceptable.
b. However, actuallly hitting said region is forbidden and will result in everyone around mercilessly bludgeoning the life out of said attacker.
This is a drinking game. Any modifications involving alcohol are permissable and even encouraged.
1)Playing while holding a drink and attempting to balance and not spill.
2)Taking a shot/drink for each knife landing of your opponent
3)Loser drinks
While camping for PS3's we drank tattoo from the bottle, smoked ancient weed, and played mumbly peg at 3am in the freezing cold. Twas a good night altogether.
Mumbly Peg by They call me Polar December 12, 2008

mumbly-peg

One's mother, ususally middle aged and rather frumpy
"where did mumbly-peg go?"
"Mumbly-peg went to the grocery store"
mumbly-peg by Crazy Doc J August 17, 2006

Mumbly biter

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. See also bubble biter
Dude, stop being a halfwit mumbly biter.
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