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when a man shits on a woman, and she smears it all over her body and pretends she is being ravaged by animals.
mumurt by DickShmitz March 4, 2004
the terrible stomach ache for about 3 hours after consuming Mcdonalds terribly greasy french fries
ohmygod don't even say "fries"I'm McHurtin' so bad!
McHurtin' by randomrachel January 31, 2010

Junior McHurtfest

Adj., noun: Used to describe an extremely negative situation or an ineffectual object.

Also, slightly less negative "hurtfest".
This dull plastic knife I'm using to cut my steak with is Junior McHurtfest.

Once the liquor cabinet fell over and all the bottles smashed, the party was a real Junior McHurtfest.
Junior McHurtfest by hgf921 January 2, 2009
The highest stoner level possible
Im so muurten
muurten by Muurten February 25, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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