Muhurt

A literal picture perfect boy who's 6 feet tall and incredibly jacked. plus he gets more bitches than your average highschool jock.

boy 1: i wanna be like muhurt when i grow up
boy 2: yes exactly i would like to be muhurt as well

by thatonesmartindian September 5, 2022

mumurt

when a man shits on a woman, and she smears it all over her body and pretends she is being ravaged by animals.

Hey baby, how about we mumurt tonight?

by DickShmitz March 4, 2004

McHurtin'

the terrible stomach ache for about 3 hours after consuming Mcdonalds terribly greasy french fries

ohmygod don't even say "fries"I'm McHurtin' so bad!

by randomrachel January 31, 2010

Junior McHurtfest

Adj., noun: Used to describe an extremely negative situation or an ineffectual object.

Also, slightly less negative "hurtfest".

This dull plastic knife I'm using to cut my steak with is Junior McHurtfest.

Once the liquor cabinet fell over and all the bottles smashed, the party was a real Junior McHurtfest.

by hgf921 January 2, 2009

muurten

The highest stoner level possible

Im so muurten

by Muurten February 25, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mandale Una Muerto, manDale uNo mueUrto, mandalE unO muertO<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025