muh dick

An expression that refers to obsession with having, chasing, or being motivated by sex.

And at the point, almost everyone at the party was drunk, and the guy were like zombies with only the phrase "muh dick" in mind.

by SomewhereElse August 21, 2017

Muhdickism

Ideology, ideas, policies, or behavior motivated by sexual gratification/satisfaction, by lust.

Etymology: Muh dick.

Some of the young male support of the feminist movements of the 70s was pure muhdickism -- a bunch of horny dudes wanting easier access to females.

- What's with Chloe dating loser after loser? I think it's because she feels bad for them.
- Nah, it's just run-of-the-mill muhdickism: It turns her on to think she'll be the one to change one of these assholes into some kind of perfect boyfriend-material gentleman, then he'd become hers. Even if deep down she knows this ain't gonna happen. But the ride is enjoyable enough.
- But why not go directly for said perfect boyfriend-material gentleman?
- I don't know. That's just how females say "muh dick".

A lot of the Christian and puritan preaching for "domestic discipline" and male authority was more Muhdickism than it was Puritanism, for both sides.

by SomewhereElse August 21, 2017