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Muffin Tops

Term for the rolls of fat hanging off peoples sides. AKA Love handles.
That girl's muffin tops are hangin out of her jeans
by brownkumar December 16, 2006
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Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers
Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola
by Sid October 12, 2004
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Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.
That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.
by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009
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when a fat person is wearing a way too small shirt and her fat hangs out of her shirt and over her belt.
"she has huge muffin tops."
by nick cash November 19, 2006
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When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.
Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.
by Kristine_O November 25, 2006
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the rolls of fat that hangs over girls' jeans usually when too tight like the tops of muffins over their paper cups.
Really ugly.
Dang, Roosana needs to roll her ass into the gym cuz of those muffin tops.
by koo mamaeet kartofeeluh December 30, 2008
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The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)
"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"
by Shane Fox September 14, 2008
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