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Muff Duster 

An individual who loves veteran vagina, you know, the kind that hasnt had much loving for quite some time.
Franklin had a way with the women, especially the ones over 43 years of age...Thats why we dubbed him the Muff Duster.
Muff Duster by Stevie Y January 24, 2005
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muff duster 

Jodie Foster(lezbo)
Jodie Foster is such a muff duster.
muff duster by poop jones December 25, 2003

Muff Duster 

The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.
"I heard that Mike got a Muff Duster after eating out Teresa"
Muff Duster by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013

Muff duster 

Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.
"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."
Muff duster by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Muff Duster 

A very, very, very short skirt.
All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.
Muff Duster by lightsguy October 28, 2012

muffbuster

A very large penis; a man with a very large penis.
"DAM but the muffbuster on him. I won't walk straight for a week, I swear!"
muffbuster by SliggX January 18, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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