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Muff Duster 

The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.
"I heard that Mike got a Muff Duster after eating out Teresa"
Muff Duster by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013

Muff duster 

Some one who sleeps with women who haven't gotten laid in a long time. Possibly since the 80's.
"Rick's such a muff duster, he's at bingo picking up old chicks tonight."

"He's dusting muffs at weight watchers today."
Muff duster by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

Muff Duster 

A very, very, very short skirt.
All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.
Muff Duster by lightsguy October 28, 2012

muffbuster

A very large penis; a man with a very large penis.
"DAM but the muffbuster on him. I won't walk straight for a week, I swear!"
muffbuster by SliggX January 18, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019