Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 09, 2012

Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.

Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"

by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars

"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"

by KatieW July 05, 2012

Muddy Lizard

Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.

"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.

by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 17, 2012

Muddy Lizard

A shit covered dick

Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?

Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.

by treebobjoe July 06, 2012

Muddy Lizard

A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.

This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.

by Blackwater Brian July 04, 2012

Muddy Lizard

When a males cock is Covered in feces after having anal sex

The definition of "muddy lizard"

by Analfun2 July 07, 2012