A typical midwestern skank with a bald tire around around her waist and a “white claw” in her hand floating down the river while giving her cousin a reach around. Often found driving a 2WD Chevy k1500 full of rust with camo seat covers. These females Will pay you cash to suck the meat off your dick. Often mistaken as “river rats” a mud cricket is a lot more dangerous. Not only do they have crotch crickets in there pants they have mud pies in there pussies. They can be found at most lakes and rivers, but there most favorite are the creeks.
by Ohyeahfuckya June 27, 2019
A mud cricket is usually reffered to as a "naysha" . Mud crickets tend to be what we call a "truck slut". They refer to drivers of big trucks as "daddys" and will engage in sexual intercorse with almost anything that breathes...
by Orphase August 21, 2016
Usually a pass around between rednecks. Only likes guys with big trucks
Also known as a truck slut or a buckle bunny
Also known as a truck slut or a buckle bunny
by kansas redneck April 13, 2019
by tadpol2013 April 24, 2016
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma
by JeepsusChrist August 15, 2015
A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?
Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?
Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.
by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off April 22, 2016
3/4 of Fulton, Missouri. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck or SUV. Often found in trailer parks, mud holes with guys that are "like brothers" or lying about hunting. Listens to Luke Bryan and Jason Aldeans shitty brand of "country" music, claims Sam Hunt and Florida Georgia Line is decent and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around like a bottle of crown.
Dude I took that mud cricket to the woods and she acted like she didn't know what to do, then she gave me herpes.
by smalldick96 April 20, 2016