mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Mud Pie

When a male anally penetrates a female then pulls out of her shvinkter and puts his poo-covered penis into her vagina and penetrates that way, thus combining the "mud" (poo) and "pie" (pussy) and eating it.

"This mud pie is so sweet and tangy!"

by Gandhi44 November 29, 2004

mud pie

This is when you are doing a girl from behind and you crap in your hand a reach around and smash the "mud pack" all in the girls face. This is an extreme Dirty Sanchez.

I was having my way with a gal the other night and gave her the ole mud pie.

by dirty February 12, 2004

Mud Pie

When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.

I gave your mom a mud pie.

by Bob February 20, 2005

Mud Pie

The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.

i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.

by BigClam_69 March 27, 2015

Mud Pie

The act of eating dirty booty.

"Dude I just had Eli's grandma's mud pie last night"

by Whole9Nards November 15, 2018

Mud Pie

when u nut in someone’s ass and the nut mixes with there shit and then when they poop it looks like a pile of mud.

“yo last night my ass get railed and he nutted in me. few days later i had to shit and it was a mud pie.”

by urmomscock October 11, 2020