A mud cricket is a person of the female Gender who is an outback whore, who has probably already screwed every single one of your friends by now.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?
Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
She is a no good bitch, and gets tossed around likeits hot potato. She may claim she isn't a whore, but tell me, does a none bitch ass fuckin whore lick and suck dick for a living?
Can be found outside, with her pussy being blownup by some country boy, or suckin every dick in town.
Look at that mud cricket go. I used to like her till I found out she had already fucked my two best friends and sucked my brothers cock dry.
by Your.probably.here.to.jack.off April 22, 2016
3/4 of Fulton, Missouri. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck or SUV. Often found in trailer parks, mud holes with guys that are "like brothers" or lying about hunting. Listens to Luke Bryan and Jason Aldeans shitty brand of "country" music, claims Sam Hunt and Florida Georgia Line is decent and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around like a bottle of crown.
Dude I took that mud cricket to the woods and she acted like she didn't know what to do, then she gave me herpes.
by smalldick96 April 20, 2016
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Claims she’s country and not a whore but gets bounced around like a dick in a stretched out pussy.
by Igctocgocitxurxutx April 24, 2019
A Mud cricket is basically a Bruce County whore. She has sex with anything and anybody. Sucks dicks dry and hops onto another. Either getting pliers in a forest or in the mud
by BruceCountyDude April 23, 2018
A girl in short shorts and cowgirl boots. They can usually be found in the woods getting railed on a tailgate.
by Cricket girl March 14, 2018
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Synonyms: Celise
Synonyms: Celise
Celise is a mud cricket
by thisbemptyyeet March 02, 2021
A ride or die female that not afraid to get muddy and down to hit the trails with her man or her homegirls at any given time or place.
All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket. She drinks my beer and takes care of me, just me and my mud cricket!
by Brute Boat March 21, 2021