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the bodily excreation from your anus

but mud by paul woody September 29, 2003

Mud Button

Another phrase for anus.

"I ate way too many peanuts last night and this morning my crap came out sideways and ripped up my Mud button."

Mud Button by Norge April 8, 2005

mud butt 

An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.

After drinking a case of beer and eating some bad Mexican food, I got a severe case of mud butt.

mud butt by toast455 July 5, 2005

Alabama mud butt 

When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.

Based on true story.

John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.

Alabama mud butt by oaff November 3, 2010

mud butt shuffle 

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event

I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.

mud butt shuffle by brendan from cinatown August 4, 2010

Tequila Mud Butt 

A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.

Tony can't wait to drink that tequila mud butt.

Tequila Mud Butt by sackbagjr November 29, 2011

mud butterfly 

The act of shitting urself, sitting down and massaging it for a while before you sit on an A3 sheet of paper to discover the beautiful butterfly effect.

Whilst try to push out a fart tommy shit himself, whitch inspired his inner artist so he decided to make a mud butterfly

mud butterfly by Emu eggs November 2, 2020